Easter Penance.

Easter Penance.

Penance for impure thoughts on Good Friday, I administered six hard whacks

on my bare bottom with the dreaded instument,

several more actually but I only counted the good ones,

allso knelt in prayer,

I really need some one to give me twentyfive realy hard spanks on my bare

bottom,

I need someone I can trust, cant ask any of the girls from the charity shop they

 would think me crazy or kinky,

I need to find a strict protestant chapel,

perhaps I might meet a lady there who would be willing to chastise me,

and I could return the compliment so to speak,

if she needed her sinners bottom spanked.   Amen.